Strutting down the street, Bubba yelled scornfully at the lesser humans scurrying into neighboring buildings. He had honed his 300-pound body into muscular mastery, and he knew it would handle any wind the hurricane could throw at him.

“Uh oh,” he whimpered, when he saw the Winnebago flying towards him.

Michael Coolen is a pianist, composer, actor, writer, and performance artist who lives in Corvallis, Oregon.