“You never really listen to me,” she calls from the front door.

Seated on my couch, I can see her hand on her high-stacked purple matching luggage. Fourth time this year.

She’s wrong: I hear her. I just don’t care. “Dear,” I respond, “can I help you with your bags?”

Gary Zenker enjoys the challenge of making people think and laugh. He runs the Main Line Writers Group and the Wilmington Writers Group where they encourage both.