A couple of football fanatics met in a sports bar.

“What have you been up to lately?”

“I’ve been advising a friend about some possible drawbacks of going for the two-point conversion.”

“Is he a quarterback with an important game coming up?”

“No. She’s a cheerleader thinking about getting implants.”

John H. Dromey has had short fiction published in Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine, Betty Fedora, Stupefying Stories Showcase, and elsewhere.