In a consultation, a patient asked his doctor how much longer he would likely live.
“…10,” the doctor replied with empathy.
Overwhelmed and baffled, the patient asked the doctor again: “What do you mean? Ten years? Months? Weeks?”
“9, 8, 7…” the doctor counted as he looked at his watch.
Benjamin Morrison enjoys writing short stories because his writing style is short to the point. One day he wants his writing to be as efficient as engineers building.
This is an old joke.
I hadn’t heard it before! : )
Neither have I. It didn’t make me laugh; it made my jaw drop