Across the land, shouts of “Vote for me!” echo, answered by, “No, vote for me! I’m better!”

Other lands watch in confusion, so being a good citizen I place a sign on the door to comfort them: “Gone Crazy; Back Soon.”

And then off to bed I run ‘til December.

John Keeley is an NYCer and poll site worker, feels we need to keep the humor in the elections or face going mad!