Only fifty words?

Yes, fifty.

That doesn’t seem like very much.

It isn’t, but that’s all we have.

Alright, let me think.

You have twenty-three words left.

You mean we already started?

I’m afraid so.

Well, why didn’t you tell me?

Sorry.

Darn it! Okay, here goes: my story begins-

Jonathan Houston is a freelance writer who loves the great outdoors, films about redemption, and the occasional rack of ribs. But not necessarily in that order.