Step one, turn on the lights. Two, install ceiling.

Three, make something to stand on; add plants.

Four, hang some twinkle lights; five, fill fish tank.

Six, create humanity—no wait.

Crap, this isn’t gonna work.

PROGRAM RESET.

Maybe a horde of giant lizards is the way to go here.

Occasionally EO wonders if God is ever tempted to wail on the reset button.