“Rats running rampant!” remarks Rachel’s red-headed roommate, Rose.

“Repulsive!” Rachel responds, remembering recent requests regarding rat removal.

“Realistically, rundown rentals’re routinely risky,” replies Rose. “Rodents return repeatedly.”

Rachel rebels, ruining ritzy relative’s rental. Regardless, relative responds requesting Rachel restore Roaring River Ranch Resort.

Realizing rambunctious raccoons reside, Rose runs, relocating.

Lisa Miller wrote this story.