Maybe he’s the one.
Religion – check.
Education – check.
Humor – check.
Looks – check!

Here he comes.
Smile, fix your hair.
He’s sitting down.
Is he as nervous as I am?

Spaghetti for us both, please.

Slurp.
Gnash.
Chomp.
Harrumphumphmmmglurp.

He chews with his mouth open?
Abominable man!
Neanderthal.
Troglodyte.

Check – please.

Alexandra chomp always has mmmfglurp impeccable omnomnom table manners until there’s hothothotooohhhot food involved.