He’d taken this route every year. Nothing like this ever happened before. Guy came out of nowhere.
The reindeer were fatter this year so they blocked his view.
Opening his hip flask, he studied the splatter on the road.
Nobody believed in him anyway. Better go before witnesses turn up.
Joey does not and never did believe in the existence of Santa.
A good giggle. And why not? It’s Christmas. Have a good one.
Oh no Santa, humerus…my Grandchildren sing me “Grandma got run over by a reindeer”
Thanks