A mummy works Macy’s gift wrap counter. He told the boss he has 2,000 years in wrapping. Sometimes his hands get confused and he realizes he’s using bandages from his arm. Unspools. Starts over. Customers curse, but he isn’t bothered by curses, and he has all the time in the world.
Graham Robert Scott’s stories have appeared or are forthcoming in Barrelhouse, Nature, Blink-Ink, and Pulp Literature. See more at hemicyon.wordpress.com.
This is surprisingly an unusual but cute little story. I quite enjoyed it and find amusement in imagining a zombie working behind a register. Definitely refreshing and perfect for the fall season.
*mummy
Aw, thanks, ToJo!
What a hoot! Well done.