“The Governor said our next election will be an all-mail election,” the wife said.

“But that would be illegal,” her husband replied.

“Why?”

“Because of the 19th Amendment.”

“What was the 19th Amendment?”

“It granted females the right to vote, so actually you can’t have an all-male election ever again.”

Don Nigroni studied economics at Saint Joseph’s University and philosophy at Notre Dame but now cuts invasive vines at the Heinz National Wildlife Refuge.