Thanks to a severe attack of laryngitis, a woman loses her voice completely for two days.
To help her communicate, her husband devises an elaborate system of taps.
One tap means “Give me a kiss”, two taps meant “Yes,” seven taps means “No.”
Ninety-five taps means “Take out the garbage.”
Richard Kostelanetz wrote this story, which is from A MODERN DECAMERON, a book in progress.
You’re definitely not tapped out, not at all sappy.
Great idea on his part!
excellent
Hahaha This was great!
Ha! Love this.
Ha! Almost snorted my morning coffee ;)
Dear Richard,
My wife says- not funny- I say…
HYSTERICAL
Thanks- Good job
I bet those ninety-five taps are always followed by the taps for “NOW”, hahah