After decades of research, rewrites, and rejections, sleepless nights, and crippling self-doubt, my novel releases tomorrow.

As doors unlock, signing pen in hand… a gamma-ray burst—life on Earth, gone.

Behind now-wide-open doors, through which no human will pass, rests my book: The Universe Hates Me.

Mike Keyser hails from Wisconsin, where past and future share a beer. A seeker of alien abduction—and receiver of none—he feeds his off-world appetite through speculative fiction.