A salmon run, they call it.

Fish don’t have legs, do they?

If they did, where would they go?

Would they pedal the Tour de France, run the Boston Marathon, climb Everest, ultimately shattering their femur riding the escalator at LAX?

No. They are far more sensible.

They are fish.

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