“It’s midnight!” shouted Colonel Mustard. “Nothing’s happened!”
So he whacked Mrs. White with the pipe, while Ms. Scarlett and Mr. Green smashed Mrs. Peacock and Professor Plum with wrench and candlestick, respectively.
Green strangled Colonel Mustard with the rope, grabbed the knife, and stabbed Ms. Scarlett while she shot him.
Since he retired in 2009, Harry Demarest has published in Fiftyworstories.com, Festival Writer, Compassion and Choices, and Gold Man Review.
ABIGAIL: What happened to Harold?
BEATRIX: He turned into a coffee table.
ABIGAIL: He doesn’t really match the decor of your living room.
BEATRIX: He never really had any use in this life.
ABIGAIL: At least he’s supporting my coffee.
BEATRIX: Yes, but I prefer to hold my own mug.
Christopher Gannon lives in a black box as punishment for something he didn’t do. When they are in the mood (which is never frequent) he is allowed to come out. During those rare opportunities, he can be found sitting in a bathtub writing stories. He hides them in strange places so that they never know.