In the jungle, a Jaguar spotted a frog.

He was ready to pounce when the frog said “I’m a poisonous frog. Eat me and we both die!”

Then a bulldozer crashed through the undergrowth, killing them both.

The moral? In the twenty-first century, fables ain’t what they used to be!

Bill Lives in Aberdeen, Scotland. His New Year’s resolution was to go vegan, but he found that it didn’t fit in with his cannibal lifestyle.