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Perfect Unity

It had been a fantastic idea, in theory.

For months they had lived together in harmony, sharing a common home and a common purpose.

Then the new litterbox arrived. From that day forward, it was every cat for himself.

Except when they were puppeteering Obama. They still did that together.

THICKE AND EDGELOW 12: Don’t Ask Questions

“We have to whack the President,” said Evan Edgelow.

“What?” said Timothy Thicke. “Barack Obama, the President of the United States?”

“No. The President of the Miley Cyrus Unofficial Fan Club. We have to hit him with a rolled up newspaper.”

“Huh? Why?”

“I don’t ask questions. Publicity stunt, probably.”