I’ll never forget the phone call.

“Your Uncle Joe is your real father.”

“Mom, what?!”

“Your father never knew.”

“Mom, why are you telling me this now?”

Mom’s hurried confession that day made for some awkward family holidays in the future.

Especially since the pilot managed to save the plane.

Sarah Hausman would write more, but her ideas are terrible. This one is sort of a dad joke, sent just in time for Father’s Day (Editor: but arriving on the site a little late. Sorry!).