“We agree, then, that the tables we’ve pushed together are, in fact, congruent rectangles?”

“Agreed,” said Phil, Sandra, and Kyle.

“I’d like to table a further motion: let it be resolved that this brick is not congruent with these tables.”

“See?” whispered Joe to Mary. “Told you geometry was exciting!”

Editor’s Note: This story was based on a call on Twitter for a noun, an adjective, and a verb. @evan_williams responded with brick, congruent, and to table.