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The Endless Fall

He’d been falling for longer than he could remember.

Boredom was the real problem. The hunger was annoying, but he always got hungry when he was bored. What he needed, then, was some entertainment.

He tried nibbling the flesh of his forearm. Amusingly tasty…

Masochannibalism? Two birds with one stone.

This story was based on a title suggested by @Strange_Fellow.

Strange Tastes

She invited me in after our third date.

What I found in her refrigerator was shocking. The shelves were packed with yogurt, cheese, sour cream, and, maybe worst of all, two cartons of chocolate milk!

“Betsy, what is this?” I cried. “Explain!”

She hung her head, sighed, and said, “Moo…”

Delicious and Nutricious

Milos wanted to stand out, to be remembered.

As he wheeled the life-sized, entirely edible cake replica of himself into the room, he knew he had succeeded.

Every member of the cannibal collective oohed and aahed.

“The volunteer provides dessert, right?” Milos beamed. “Now you get to eat me twice!”