Fred was a frustrated fool.
“I’ve been trying and trying for hours,” he sighed helplessly, “but I just can’t push this nail through this two-by-four. Do you think I’m doing it wrong?”
He looked over to his companion, MC Hammer, who prepared himself for the fulfillment of his life’s purpose.
This story is based on a title suggested by @danzama.
“What portion of his schooling is your young son attending, Holmes?
“How would you describe hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon, Holmes?
“What do you call it when men shaped liked the letter preceding ‘M’ linger after an event, Holmes?”
After many years, Watson had grown very tired of Sherlock Holmes’ catchphrase.
This story is based on a title suggested by Matthew Ryper via Facebook.