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Stop: Hammer Time

Fred was a frustrated fool.

“I’ve been trying and trying for hours,” he sighed helplessly, “but  I just can’t push this nail through this two-by-four. Do you think I’m doing it wrong?”

He looked over to his companion, MC Hammer, who prepared himself for the fulfillment of his life’s purpose.


This story is based on a title suggested by @danzama.

Doing It Wrong

Was it left first, and then right, or was it right first? Hmm. Let’s try left first. Lift; swing forward; now what? Heel or toe? How was this thing supposed to bend?

No matter how much he practiced walking, Sully couldn’t help but feel that he was doing it wrong.


This story is based on a title suggested by @davefp.