Sixty seconds into her presentation, Becky became dismally aware that no one was listening.

Sixty seconds further, her anger boiled over.

“I hope you all die in a plane crash!”

Now she had them.

“But in the event that you don’t, please leave personal belongings behind when exiting this aircraft.”

Derick Lengwenus is a stand-up comedian, writer, and family man originally from Canada and now living in Chicago, Illinois. He has appeared in the Just For Laughs Festival numerous times and can be heard regularly on XM Radio’s “Canada Laughs”.