Carrie won’t have dairy. Jonah won’t touch meat. The Quarringtons are vegan.

What do they all eat?

No gluten, no fructose, no nuts of any kind, no eggs and no bananas—I think I’ve lost my mind.

Dinner parties are such a drain—I’ll emulate Hannibal and just serve brain.

Mary Steer often wonders why no one ever comes to her house for dinner. More of her work may be found at her peanut-free website.