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“This is Flammable!?”

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“Oh, come on, you’re pulling my leg…”

“I am not. It’s true!”

“If gasoline is really flammable, then why doesn’t my stomach explode? I’ve been drinking that stuff for years.”

“Well you’d need a spark to set it off.”

“Here, I’ll swallow a lit match to prove it.”

“Fine.”

“Fine.”

This story was inspired by a title supplied by @gameking128 on Twitter.

Physics is a Spoil Sport

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Trillions of stars exploded. At least, they tried to, but Physics said, “No you don’t, sillies. That’s not how it works. You have to become Red Giants first.”

But the stars decided they didn’t like Physics very much, so they stuck his head in a black hole and exploded anyways.