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The Man Behind the Bling

The mobster had many fancy rings. His fingers were all the same size, due to a meat-packing factory accident, so he frequently rearranged his rings in patterns.

Sometimes he sent messages to his CIA handler using ring-based codes, but mostly he tried to distract people from his freaky-weird breakfast-sausage-shaped digits.


“Honeybuns, could I have that stapler? Thanks!”

“Honeybuns, could you grab me a pen? Thank you!”

“Honeybuns, could you stand up so I can scrape some honey off your bum onto my toast? Much appreciated!”

Ever since an ironic factory accident, Mr. Honeybuns had become much more popular at office.