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TIM SEVENHUYSEN: Good Neighbours

My neighbours are quiet, peaceful and private. It’s great, because it would suck to be interrupted by nosy, whining neighbours during my thrice-weekly parties.

When I shoot off fireworks at 2 AM they come out and yell until they’re blue in the face. That’s how I know they’re really enjoying it.


This story was based on the prompt “loud neighbor” at TypeTrigger.

Nuts Are Lame

Chocolate brownies are delightful. But not with nuts in them.

Chewy cookies are delightful. But not with nuts in them.

Insane asylums are delightful. But not with nuts in them.

Exploding fireworks are delightful. But not with nuts in them.

Repetitive statements are delightful. But not with nuts in them.