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Nuts Are Lame

Chocolate brownies are delightful. But not with nuts in them.

Chewy cookies are delightful. But not with nuts in them.

Insane asylums are delightful. But not with nuts in them.

Exploding fireworks are delightful. But not with nuts in them.

Repetitive statements are delightful. But not with nuts in them.

Cobalt and Cockatoos

“When a cockatoo has gone insane, it will either make its nest out of smelted cobalt, or build its nest on top of Cobalt, which, I’m sure you’ll agree, is very foolish.”

Dr. Mickelston squinted at his notes. Ah, this was why he’d been told to avoid citing Wikipedia.


This story was based on a prompt supplied by @Vanguard1219.

Crazy For Cheeseburgers

“I’m insane,” declared Carmen.

“Oh, I don’t think so,” said her doctor bemusedly.

“I insist,” said Carmen. “I’m one-hundred percent crazy.”

“Are you hoping to get a prescription of some sort?”

“What, like a cheeseburger or something?”

“Ah, I see,” said the doctor. “You aren’t insane; you’re hungry.”

“Right. That.”

Psochologist

“Tell me, Doctor McSockterson… Am I insane?”

“That’s a difficult question for me to answer, Jared. I think what it comes down to is, well, do you feel insane?”

“What kind of a question is that? Are you even a real doctor? Or are you just a stupid SOCK PUPPET?!”


Editor’s Note: No, the title is not a typo.