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Bathroom Floor Philosophy

Scrib scrub, scrib scrub…

Inch by inch, the tiled floor returned to its original lustre.

The scrubber had mixed feelings about the procedure. On the one hand, it was a tedious chore. But on the other hand, it was a pain in the butt.

Actually, his feelings were pretty consistent.

Correlation Does Not Imply Causation

When he got his Visa bill, his eyes popped out of his skull.

They literally fell right out. We aren’t sure if something on the bill caused it, or if the two events were unrelated. All we know is that his eyeballs ended up on the floor.

It was gross.