“I love estate sales,” my mom said.

“Me too. You find the coolest books. Like this one. It’s so old the pages are vellum!” I said, passing her the book.

“Isn’t vellum usually lamb skin?” she asked.

“Yes, why?”

“This page has a tattoo of a Navy anchor on it!”

David Faulkner is the puppet to two cats, owner of a dog, and possesses a twisted sense of humor.