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Sign Here to Keep Your Children Safe

She knocked on the door, then nocked an arrow.

“Greetings, homeowner,” she said. “Would you like to sign our anti-longbow petition?”

“Uh, sure,” said the citizen. He signed. Then she shot him in the leg.

“Thanks,” she said. “Register your assault charge with the police to help advance our cause!”

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: FLANNERTY 3: What the PoPo Don’t Know…

“Can anyone tell me what illegal means?” Miss Flannerty asked with a very serious expression on her face.

Billy and Bobby and Suzie said it meant bad and wrong and against the law.

“Those are good answers,” said Miss Flannerty, “but it really means ‘don’t tell anyone about it’. Deal?”