I hear a knock at my door. It’s my stalker, Kurt.

I call out, “I’m not home.”

Kurt says, “When will you be back?”

I say, “Not for a week.”

You might have guessed: Kurt is not too smart.

After all, I gave him my new address three weeks ago.

Kent V Anderson writes a variety of stories, most of of them rather whimsical. Lately he has been writing even shorter short stories, to conserve his vocabulary. These have appeared in 101 Word Short Stories, Flash Fiction Press, Short Humour Site, Espresso Stories, Nailpolish Stories, The Story Shack, A Story in a 100 Words, and elsewhere.