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KEVIN MCMANUS: It’s Never Too Late

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Joey lived by the mantra “It’s never too late”.

Then one day he had a revelation: what about his late dog Max, his ex, Vicki, that college homework assignment he never turned in, the gym membership, the organic goat cheese still in his fridge…

What if it’s often too late?

Kevin McManus wrote this story.

 

Unfashionably Late

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She’d planned to make the most dramatic appearance of all time, bigger than Blücher at the Battle of Waterloo, bigger than Santa on Christmas Eve, bigger than Uncle Joe at her 18th birthday.

But she was a full day late.

When teleporting onto a moving ship, that’s a significant problem.