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Unfashionably Late

She’d planned to make the most dramatic appearance of all time, bigger than Blücher at the Battle of Waterloo, bigger than Santa on Christmas Eve, bigger than Uncle Joe at her 18th birthday.

But she was a full day late.

When teleporting onto a moving ship, that’s a significant problem.

Sentience Shack

“Ye gods!” exlaimed the Brundlefly.

“What is it!?” cried the Teleporter.

“It did it again!” shouted the Brundlefly. “The Teleporter just spoke to me!”

“Calm down,” said the Mutated Mannequin. “We all have the gift of speech in here, remember?”

“Will you stop making that infernal racket?!” demanded the Floorboards.


@Matt_LRR responded to my request for two nouns and a verb with the words “brundlefly”, “teleporter”, and “mutated”, which is actually two nouns and an adjective, but I decided to go with it anyways.