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Three-Dimensional Sidescroller

“I don’t get it,” said Kyle. “They walk across tight-ropes and swing around on bars and ride motorcycles and stuff, but where’s the rest?”

“What do you mean, ‘the rest’?”

“You know, the boss fights. The item gathering. The plot. This is the boringest platformer ever.”

“…We’re at a circus.”