“Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day,” said Lao Tzu. But teach him how to set up a flash mob on social media to loot the local Super Stop & Shop—well now, he and his friends will eat high on the hog for a very long time.
Phil Temples wrote this story.
News from the world of science today; Top researchers at Cambridge University declared they have successfully identified the gene for male pattern baldness.
In other news, riots broke out today at laboratories of Cambridge University when news of the cure for baldness sent thousands of hysterical men clambering for follicles.
David writes things he finds funny. Sometimes they’re funny.
Crowded around the flickering television, they watched in rapt anticipation. Desire swelled in their chests; hope waxed and waned with every advancement of the ball.
Now, victory was at hand.
Now, all was lost.
Minutes remained; then Hooray! It was over!
The home team had lost; let the rioting begin!