“Click only images of feathers. Let other images scroll by.” Days reviewing parading pictures motivated me to mischief: I welcomed flowers, fish, and knives to pollute the data set. If our human minds must suffer uncertainty, confusion, and (like me) early onset dementia, artificial intelligence should suffer from them, too.

Scott Burnam’s ongoing creative acts include composing poetry, writing microfiction, and taking Instax photos. He spends some of his free time as a submissions reader for Bodega Magazine and stewards Little Free Libraries with his wife and youngest son in Phoenix, AZ.