“Ow! Oooooow!! Ouch! Ooh… Aah… Huuuaaaah… OH!! Woooow… Whoa! Aaaah! It burns! Eeeeek! Aaaaargh! Nyyyuuuurrgh… WWWAAAAAAAAUUGHH!! Hoooly mother of painburgersssss… GRROOOOAARGH IT HURTS SO BAAAAD!! No, why, why!?!? Ooow!! Never again! I swear on your grandmother’s grave if you ever even BHAAAAAUGH!!! OW OW OW!!”
“…I said I was sorry.”
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Posted by Tim at 9:57 am on September 12th, 2009.
Categories: Odd. Tags: baby, childbearing, childbirth, pain, pregnant, scream, sorry.
The ant on Amy’s desk grew even bigger.
Amy looked around. No one seemed to notice.
The ant stared at Amy with its dinner plate-sized eyes, then sprouted wings and flew towards Mrs. Spencer, who screamed. Amy smiled.
”Do you find biology amusing, Amy?” Mrs. Spencer asked with a frown.
Emaan, 13, loves to write!
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Posted by Tim at 10:53 am on July 6th, 2009.
Categories: Amusing, Artistic, Guest Writers. Tags: amusing, any, biology, Emaan Ather, grow, scream, wings.
“If a tree falls in the jungle,” said my captor, “no one can hear you scream.”
I slowly loosened my bonds. “I think you’re misquoting that.”
He snorted, hacking at the tree with his axe.
He was right. I fled as the tree crushed him, and I heard no screams.
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Posted by Tim at 9:33 am on June 3rd, 2009.
Categories: Amusing, Artistic. Tags: aliens, jungle, kidnap, philosophy, scream, tree.