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Venus came home to chaos.

“What is going on!?”

“Hi, honey!” said her husband, Chris, standing behind a hutch with their daughter on his shoulders. “Tina and I bought a few bunnies!”

“A ‘few‘?”

“Well, we took two, but by the time we got home there were a bunch more…”

This story is based on a title suggested by @TsukiakariUsagi.

The Hard Way

Some folks say that when a red moon crests the horizon, twenty-three percent of the world’s pregnant women are within an hour (in either direction) of giving birth.

Me? I say it’s more like eighteen percent. A lot of folks like to exaggerate. I found that out the hard way.