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Fail Count

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“Nerd!” said Mitchell.

“Am not!” retorted Greg.

“You’re sitting in your parents’ basement playing with a computer. Face it, you’re hoopy.”

“Shut up!” Greg screamed. He grabbed a floppy disk and winged it at Mitchell’s head.

Mitchell ducked. The disk shattered on the wall.

Greg sighed. “Today’s fail count: four.”

Editor’s Note: This story was based on a call on Twitter for a noun, an adjective, and a verb. @MasterGunner314 responded with floppy disk, hoopy, and fail.

Geometry Bores

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“We agree, then, that the tables we’ve pushed together are, in fact, congruent rectangles?”

“Agreed,” said Phil, Sandra, and Kyle.

“I’d like to table a further motion: let it be resolved that this brick is not congruent with these tables.”

“See?” whispered Joe to Mary. “Told you geometry was exciting!”

Editor’s Note: This story was based on a call on Twitter for a noun, an adjective, and a verb. @evan_williams responded with brick, congruent, and to table.