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Eeyorothy and Her Ruby Red Mittens

“We’re off to see the wizard!
The Wonderful Wizard of Schnoz!”

The producer cocks an eyebrow. “Are you serious? Who do you think you are, Mel Brooks? Because only he could get away with such a lazy parody.”

“I’m not Mel Brooks,” says the writer. “My name is Nel Crooks!”