Daily Archives: March 10, 2009

NEWS: SixWordStories.net

If you’re a fan of microfiction, then you’ll know that part of the challenge is telling a story in such a small space. If you really want to challenge yourself, you reduce the number of words available to you.

Enter www.SixWordStories.net. This website, run by Pete Berg, is dedicated to probably the shortest format of fiction I’ve ever encountered–stories told in exactly six words. You thought fifty words was hard? Try reducing your word quota by 88%! (Yes, I did the math on that. On a calculator.)

Pete and the site staff write some stories themselves, take reader submissions, and also share six-word stories they’ve found out in the Great Wide Internet, written by famous authors like Cory Doctorow, Orson Scott Card, and Ursula K. Le Guin. This includes the most famous, and probably first, six-word story, by Ernest Hemingway:

“For sale: baby shoes. Never used.”

There are some great stories on the site, so for some more microfictiony goodness, head over to www.SixWordStories.com now!

The Last Laugh

“Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all night!”

“Get off the stage!”

“What, you wanna start something?”

“That’s right! Fight me, funny man!”

They fought. The comedian won.

“Go ahead,” said the heckler. “Make a joke at my expense.”

The comedian shrugged. “I don’t want to ruin the punchline.”


Editor’s Note: This story originally resulted in the police breaking up the fight, but I decided that using that ending would be too much of a cop-out.