The Last Laugh

“Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all night!”

“Get off the stage!”

“What, you wanna start something?”

“That’s right! Fight me, funny man!”

They fought. The comedian won.

“Go ahead,” said the heckler. “Make a joke at my expense.”

The comedian shrugged. “I don’t want to ruin the punchline.”

Editor’s Note: This story originally resulted in the police breaking up the fight, but I decided that using that ending would be too much of a cop-out.

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