Where’d They Get a Toaster Big Enough?

She ate toast obsessively. Her friends called “Toasty McToaststerstonst,” even though she told them it was completely ridiculous to have that many esses and tees in one word.

For Halloween she dressed up as a piece of bread and some drunk guys stuffed her in a toaster. She got burned.

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