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TIM SEVENHUYSEN: Turnabout is Fair Play

“I vant to suck your blood!”

“I’ll report you.”

“…Vut? Vut are you meanink?”

“I mean I’ll call the cops. Actually no, I’ll call a magazine and give them the scoop, first. You’re famous, right? I’ll get big bucks and your career will be over.”

“…And zey call ME bloodthirsty.”


Tim Sevenhuysen is the editor of FiftyWordStories.com.

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: The Culture Who Cried “Zombie”

“Honey, there’s a zombie on the lawn.”

“Already? Well, get the candy.”

“No, I think it’s a real one.”

“Dear, it’s Halloween. But boy does that makeup look convincing. I’m going to ask how he did it…”

Diary Entry, October 31, 2013: The humans have finally lowered their guard. It begins today.


It is my opinion that Halloween was designed by monsters to gradually lure humanity into a trap. And when it starts, how will we know who’s really a monster and who’s just wearing a costume? Beware!

Happy Halloween, everyone. Have fun and stay safe.

Where’d They Get a Toaster Big Enough?

She ate toast obsessively. Her friends called “Toasty McToaststerstonst,” even though she told them it was completely ridiculous to have that many esses and tees in one word.

For Halloween she dressed up as a piece of bread and some drunk guys stuffed her in a toaster. She got burned.