Dr. Snyder disapproved of A.L.Y.S.’ current choice in wardrobe, but he allowed the android to wear the green bikini when appropriate. All her time at the beach was spent lying statue still on a beach towel. She was disappointed, but Dr. Snyder insisted it was impossible for her to tan.

This is the second in a series of seven stories from King Kool, who has previously contributed the Bumbling Magician and Kissing Frog series.