A.L.Y.S. the android had run out of heavy things to lift in the laboratory.

“Why must you do this?” asked Dr. Snyder, her creator.

A.L.Y.S shrugged. “I now know how much everything weighs, except for one thing.”

“What’s that?” he asked.

A.L.Y.S grabbed him and hoisted him one-handed. “Seventy kilograms.”

This is the third in a series of seven stories from King Kool, who has previously contributed the Bumbling Magician and Kissing Frog series.