“Excuse me, sir. You’ll have to come down.”

“Is there a problem, officer?”

“Well, yes. You see, you’re standing on the ceiling.”

“Indeed. What of it?”

“It’s against regulations.”

“What regulations are those?”

“Oh, you know, physics, mostly.”

“Ah, I wasn’t aware.” Fwump.

“Much obliged, sir. Ambulance?”

“…Yes, thank you…”

This story is based on a title suggested by @Vanguard1219.