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The Gravity Police

“Excuse me, sir. You’ll have to come down.”

“Is there a problem, officer?”

“Well, yes. You see, you’re standing on the ceiling.”

“Indeed. What of it?”

“It’s against regulations.”

“What regulations are those?”

“Oh, you know, physics, mostly.”

“Ah, I wasn’t aware.” Fwump.

“Much obliged, sir. Ambulance?”

…Yes, thank you…


This story is based on a title suggested by @Vanguard1219.

Love/Hate

Bradley loved Veronica, and he hated it. He hated his attraction to her arrogance. Mostly, though, he hated that she hated him.

Veronica hated lots of boys: she valued her spitefulness; but she especially hated Bradley.

They circled each other in ever-decreasing orbits, their gravitational forces growing, like doomed planets.


This story is based on a title suggested by Jonas Funk.